Pencils Oppose Thumbs

I am a small monkey. For this reason, it is very difficult for me to write, let alone even hold regular-sized pencils. This in turn makes college hard. How can my professors expect me to write things when I can't even correctly hold a pencil? Even those little golf pencils are too small. I filed for disability, but they never got back to me so I'm pretty sure they just thought it was a joke. Luckily a lot of professors want things turned in online or typed and printed, so I'm in luck there. Thank goodness for technology.

Not being able to hold a pencil makes things especially hard when it comes to taking tests, which finals are, which are coming up, which I definitely haven't talked about already. Some of my tests are just essays that I have to type up and turn in before the end of classes, and others are projects, so I'm lucky not to have any written finals. But I definitely dread the day that will happen. There is one thing that no matter how big I will hold. That is a banana. Bananas are great. I love bananas. I need a banana.