I've Got Pizza-zz

Pizza is one of those foods that usually never bad idea. Yes you can have badly made pizza that's flavorless or burnt all around, but usually if someone says, "Lets have pizza!" there's really no hesitation. Plus it's the perfect social food. So I was surprised last night when, during a basketball game I went to watch, I won free pizza. "This is perfect," I thought. "Now people will want to be my friend." OK not really but I was happy to get free pizza. The only problem is that it's two medium-sized pizzas, and I'm a miniature-sized monkey that can barely finish a single slice on my own. So now I have the oh so terrible problem of finding people to share my pizza with. I never thought college would be so hard.

While I like free pizza, I like free grades better. If only my professors would tell us that we don't need to worry about finishing assignments or studying tests because they were all just going to give us all As. A monkey can only dream. Especially about bananas. I need a banana.